It was just a matter of time. Local San Diego high school hired a new bus driver recently and he got on the wrong exit and ended up on MCRD.
Having just finished his first cycle as a Drill Instructor, Staff Sgt (Redacted), was pretty amped up. "I just love Making Marines, I lost my bearing a little, I guess" He entered that bus with the intensity of a freight train. One student tried to explain they were lost and obviously was greeted firmly with agreement. "No S*** You're F****** Lost!!!! But now you're found, and you belong to ME!" An onslaught of beratement continued for another 15 minutes continued until another Drill Instructor, who had been sitting outside the bus listening and laughing finally felt the children had enough, walked in and dismissed the Drill Instructor.
The Command SgtMaj received a concerned phone call from the High School Principal later that afternoon. The tone quickly shifted when the SgtMaj had heard enough. After several apologies from the principal, the school has sent out a memo to angry parents. "The incident in question was part of a planned recruiting trial" The memo went on to explain, the students were given a unique opportunity to experience boot camp and should be thankful for such a honored experience.
Hot cocoa and warm blankets were passed out at the school, all children expected to have a full recovery. Local recruiters report several students called the next day interested and have begun plans for a joint operation to reroute more buses to the gate.
Outside The Wire
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618 comments
Ed
Too funny I remember meeting my senior drill sergant just like that on a bus. I was lucky I was prior service (navy) so I kinda knew what to expect still laughing I went in 1976 – 1980 too funny 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😜😜😜😝😝😝😁😁😁
Carole Shirreffs
Sure separates the wheat from the chaff. One or even two out of many are gold.
Darryl
THAT’S A WAKE UP CALL THE LITTLE BITCHES NEED! LOAD ONE ON EVERY BUS IN THE NATION!!!
Ramiro A. Castillo
Good Idea. They’ll either join or focus by getting a new perspective on life.
Willy Wonks
This shit is gold 😂😂