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The place that was supposed to contain him. The doctors. The evaluations. The paperwork filed year after year on a patient who sat in silence and gave nothing back. Michael Myers didn't escape the institution — he rendered it irrelevant. This admission form is a piece of that mythology: the clinical attempt to categorize something that can't be categorized, to understand something that doesn't want to be understood. Dr. Loomis warned them. They didn't listen. 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